"United we stand, divided...we're a bit rubbish."
--Lady V
So who are these mysterious Noisy girls?
First and foremost, we're fans.
We're also the authors of Backstreet Bombshells, Jr. BSB, Capture Confessions, Evil Twin, The Video Reviews, Dear BSB, and a whole lot of general silliness. You know: kinda like Nick's tweets.
We think the Boys would approve.
Some of us have regular columns, and some of us contribute in other ways.
Enough with the "Masquerade", anyway!
Hey, at least we make ourselves laugh.
This Is Us...About Us
Name: Dianne
Nickname: Di, Dizzle, D
Location: Freezing Canada where the Boys won't venture in the winter.
Fave BSB: Nick Nick Nick.
Why?: When asked, she produces a VERY long list.
Loves: Strawberry banana frozen yogurt, high heels, Nick, her Blackberry, and a good drink.
Hates: Skype errors, Howie glitches, and men who play mind games.
Mostly to do: Join in the MSN poke war, have a non-BN event on the weekend.
Most likely to say: "Damn Howie!" when one of us falls offline.
Most likely to tweet: About how cold it is.
In 5 words: Bubbly, contagious, enthusiastic, cheerleader, excited.
Would they lick a 9volt battery? Nooo...but she's the one who started the joke!
About them: Di is always up for a new writing challenge, new gossip, or whatever the last BN mess is. She shakes the BN pom-poms for us when we're low, and we WISH we could reward her with BSB blinged Manolos...just like the day we met her!
Name: Victoria
Nickname: Lady V, Vizzle, V, Vic
Location: London, England the UK baby!
Fave BSB: AJ (Mr. Cheese lmao)
Why?: there's just something about him lol
Loves: I would hope her husband Ryan LOL
Hates: spiders and for some reason socks
Mostly to do: poke me lol
Most likely to say: "I am the sausage hunter!" or something of that nature lol
Most likely to tweet: she doesn't really go on Twitter lol
In 5 words: crazy.funny.noisey,cool.awesome lol
Would they lick a 9volt battery?
lol idk hmmm...i'm going to go with no for that
About them: V is an awesome, crazy british lady and I loves her to death and she likes to poke me when I fall asleep on IM lol and she hates manlove (or slash as we call it)
Name: Sam
Nickname: Sizzle
Location: PA
Fave BSB: B-roksta Brian!
Why: She thinks hes sweet and sexy
Loves: Writing, shes very talented also likes SHOES lol
Hates: Her brothers "band" and being poked
Most likely to: Get poked LMAO normally by me (no innuendo intended lol)
Most likely to say: "yawn" or hmmmmm "Id love to see 2 certain men get freaky"... hmm
Most likely to tweet: Instigating chat in 5, 4, 3, 2, ONE!!! get your asses in here!
In five words: Sweet, funny sausage, honest, FUN!
Would she lick a 9vlt Battery? Probably not... perhaps we could ply her with alcohol then have a go?
About them: Sam is an absolute Sweetheart, she looks on the bright side of life and keeps us all laughing with her fabulous sense of humour. She is the MSN convo Instigator and fan fic queen of Backstreet Noise! She also love Frick and Frack... careful or she will make you a hat!
Name: Chelsea
Nickname: Chels and The Idea Muse
Location: Ohio
Fave BSB: Brian
Why?: Because he has a great voice, is attractive, and makes her laugh with the goofy things he says and does. He seems like he's an all around nice, down to Earth guy.
Loves: Loves BSB, her family, her pets and animals in general
Hates: Hates stuck up and rude people
Mostly to do: Talking to online friends, watching TV, and playing with her foster kitties
Most likely to say: Something about her foster kitties and show cute pictures of them.
Most likely to tweet: Nothing...doesn't have a Twitter account.
In 5 words: Caring, compassionate, loving, cute, and FUN!
Would they lick a 9volt battery? Nope...No WAY!
About them: Chels is a fun loving person who is a bright, fun person to know. She has such a passion for animals and fostering her kitties. She is there for you, to talk to, anytime. She's genuine. She's also a very important "honorary" member of the BNP girls. She gives valuable input and helps them be their best. Her idea and input is funny and she is just all around fun to chat with.
Name: Kel
Nickname: McKelly
Location: Saint Louis, MO - US of A
Fave BSB: AJ
Why?: Have you seen them abs? Have you seen them thrusts? Have you seen the Fluffy Bunny? HELLO?
Loves: Pop Music, to laugh and a little bit of sarcasm. Just a little.
Hates: To hear "No", to be an adult and to run out of ciggy
Mostly to do: Leave the house late at night to buy booze and cigarrets. Such an AJ-ish thing to do LOL
Most likely to say: "Shit, I'm out of ciggies. And Booze, FML, be right back"
Most likely to tweet: _Frillneck you got engaged? Muwaahahahahaha! *dies*
In 5 words: Awesome, funny, intelligent, sarcastic, gaaawwgeous!
She would if AJ uses a whip to make her do it.
About them: Kel is a funny as heck chick who enjoys her booze, her ciggy and her sarcasm, growing up is not an option and that's my fave feature about her. Incredibilly smart and intelligent she can break you in 5 pieces with just one line of words and make you laugh till you pee your pants with the same amount of words.
Name: Bianca
Nickname: Brazilian Tornado, however alot of people tend to call her "wifey" I just call her "Mah Bitch". ;)
Location: She's one of those crazy Brazilian fans.
Fave BSB: If you lined them all up, she'd manhandle each and every last one of them.
Why?: She's an equal opportunity Backstreet fan.
Loves: PORNNNN!!!!!
Hates: The way Kevin goes on and on and on about his passion all over Twitter! Also, when something interrupts her porn.
Mostly to do: Kevy Kev. And randomly burst onto any scene with her balls to the wall, craziness. Throwing laughter and humor in all directions. And lot's of :roll:'s.
Most likely to say: "<insert random object here> FTW!"
Most likely to tweet: _frillneck A link to questionable sex toys, most likely glitter lube. ;)
In 5 words: Riot, awesome, genuine, amazing and funny.
Possible, but she's more likely to strap one of the boys down to a table and make them lick it.
About them:
Bianca is the greatest! I have never met someone with so much positive energy...and love for porn. She will make any situation a memorable one with her humor, smile and unmistakable wit. Never one to hold anything back, she will leave your jaw dropping to the floor and holding your gut in with laughter until you can not take anymore. Still, she will keep on going. lol She is a riot! A very loyal lady and a strong confident woman, she will never go unnoticed.
Name: Jen
Nickname: Jennay, Momma J
Location: West Virginia
Fave BSB: Nick
Why?: Everything! From the top of his blond head to his little hammerhead toe and he has the voice of an angel.
Loves: BSB, her kids, pets, horses, and music in general
Hates: hypocrits, mean people, driving
Mostly to do: spending time with family, online talking to friends, and listening to music
Most likely to say: something about her kids
Most likely to tweet: _nickcarter: You're hot! Quit cutting your hair!
In 5 words: kind, caring, loving, nurturing, fun
Would they lick a 9 volt battery? Yep :D
About them: She is a hardworking single mom of two kids. We all think of her as like a 2nd mom to us, so that's why we call her Momma J.
Name: Beth Foster
Nicknames: Fearless Leader, Bizzle, Beff, Beffle
Location: Somewhere in the state of Massachusetts
Why?: He's just so gosh darn pretty
Loves: BSB, Leo, a nice set of teeth, anything that sparkles
Hates: Websites that don't let her edit
Mostly likely to do: Steal one of Nick's hoodies
Most likely to say: "I need Dr. Nick"
Most likely to tweet: New content is now LIVE at BNP!! =)
In 5 words: smart, sweet, witty, fearless, leader
Would they lick a 9volt battery? Only if Nick did it first!
About them: Beth is our fearless leader. She flies around in her shiney red cape, solving all of our problems, and working super hard to make sure we look good! She is a dental assistant by day, and superwoman by night. She also, of course, cracks everyone up with her Dear BSB pieces and general hilariousness in the noisy chats. In other words, she's freakin' awesome!!
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